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A real gentleman. by Paradoxoid A real gentleman. by Paradoxoid
Do you ever wonder what it would be like,
To stick around long enough for me to be polite?
I swear I am a gentleman, I swear it is true.
But you don't even care to notice, You just act like you do.

So tell me now.
Tell me, tell me what you want from me now,
Because I can't believe I'm still around.
Oh Oh Oh
Tell me everything is gonna work out,
But I can't believe you now, now.

[ Between The Trees - Gentleman ]
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:iconcrimsonlisha:
Crimsonlisha Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New Deviant Student Writer
HAHAHA!!! S.offendor is pissed off...
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:icondragon-art14:
Dragon-Art14 Featured By Owner May 28, 2015  Student General Artist
"Nope, these are red cabbages." :T
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:iconidunnolawl:
IDunnoLawl Featured By Owner May 29, 2015
I laughed too hard at this comment
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:icondragon-art14:
Dragon-Art14 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Student General Artist
Lol XD
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:iconkzkarinka:
KZKarinka Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015
Are there my roses?
........ mode "yaoi fan" is enabled Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) 
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:iconlugia20711:
Lugia20711 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Student Writer
You're in trouble now Splendy...
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:iconanerolsevla:
anerolsevla Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
RUN SPLENDOR RUUN!Ira Gamagori (Run From Ira Gamagori) [V1] Sparta Emoji-17 (Noooo pengguin aaahh) 
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:icondakotapendrgaon:
Dakotapendrgaon Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
Offendy: Why I'm gonna-
Rose: Alright! That's it, Offender!
Offendy: B-B-but H-he! M-marry! He-he!
Rose: Im sick and tired of waiting! It took 3 hours to get you a fucking shirt and suit to wear, We aren't letting some stupid ass roses get in the way of family!
Offendy: Well SORRY if I just like my roses to be untouched by small fry here!
{They keep bickering in the backround}
Slender: What now, the limo arrives in 5 mintues. Not enough time to fix your suit. Nor find a new one.
Luna: {Does some magic shit} Done.
Caramel: LETS GET SOME FAMILY TIME ALREADY!!!!
Bella: Limos here.
{Everyone is bickering about something.}
Bella: {sigh} {ahem} THE LIMO IS HERE!!!!
Everyone: {Sheesh.} Ok, Ok......
{It was silent.}
Trendy: It was a cute butterfly, I must add.
Splendy: OH NOW you say it!
Trendy: Well at least NOW I said it.
{Everyone starts bickering, Again.}
Bella: {Mutters} I hate my life.
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:icong-girl20000912:
G-GIRL20000912 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Student
*goes slowly backwards*
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:iconawkwardnessisawesome:
Awkwardnessisawesome Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
HOLY SHI- 
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:iconericanorthman19:
EricaNorthman19 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
Wait
Wait
Wait
Offender owns a SHIRT!?
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:icondakotapendrgaon:
Dakotapendrgaon Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
Nobody saw that comin.
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:iconsnowleopardart:
SnowLeopardART Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dun dun duuuuunnn O_O
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:iconfreyathefox666:
FreyaTheFox666 Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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:iconsnowleopardart:
SnowLeopardART Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Laugh LOL 
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:icondevildragon1:
devildragon1 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
lol XD
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:iconstormfiregirl:
StormFireGirl Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014
Splendy, you're too much *laughs*
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:iconstormfiregirl:
StormFireGirl Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014
Omg I literally died right here XD
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:iconxxvampireblood1996xx:
XxVampireBlood1996xX Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
Bonne chance à toi Splendy...
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:iconiamtheverybadartist:
IAmTheVeryBadArtist Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay, can I just say how much I absolutely LOVE Splendor's poses throughout this comic? You, my good friend, are a genius. Now I need to go relook at the other comics you made. 
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:iconsadakogi:
Sadakogi Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
Oh no... RUN SPLENDY!!!
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:iconapplejack-tumblr:
Applejack-Tumblr Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
AWSOME THERE ALL FUCKING AWSOME
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:icondanonyme:
Danonyme Featured By Owner Edited Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I think you broke my heart with the 25th panel. Splendy looks so broken with his torn clothes... I can't really explain it. He just wanted to be a gentleman, as 'a real gentleman goes to the end', and he just... GAAAAH! *cries in a corner of the room*
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:iconashleydagreat:
AshleyDaGreat Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
I guess I'll go to da emm corner... ;w;
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:iconlollipopsgumdrops:
LollipopsGumdrops Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014   Writer
...
Poor.
Poor.
Poor..
Splendorman..
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:iconfollow-the-blood:
Follow-the-Blood Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Splender! Youbbroke your nice new hat!!
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:iconicecreamqueen1:
IceCreamQueen1 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh...shit. O_O
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:iconrandomjellybean:
RandomJellyBean Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
tell me small fry are those my roses? 
IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO THINK THIS BUT IS THAT LIKE SPLENDY TAKING THE ROSE FROM OFFENDER SHITSHITSHITSHIT
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:iconcerealous:
Cerealous Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg I just realized that! XDD
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:iconrandomjellybean:
RandomJellyBean Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
ehehhee
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:iconcerealous:
Cerealous Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And Slendy's like: Oh shit XDD
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:iconrandomjellybean:
RandomJellyBean Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
oh god I didnt see that. XD
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:iconcerealous:
Cerealous Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ikr XDD
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:iconrandomjellybean:
RandomJellyBean Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
XDD
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:iconthecreepypastaz:
TheCreepypastaz Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Student General Artist
yeah XD
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:iconpotatokawaiixd:
PotatoKawaiiXD Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
XD XD XD XD XD Rolling La Rolling La Rolling La Rolling La 
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:iconmustachepie101:
mustachepie101 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Roses 
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:iconsnivyworld64:
SnivyWorld64 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014
offenderman is s**ual, pervert and... like rose?

.......YAAAAY :D
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:iconlittleoz215:
Littleoz215 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh shit.
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:iconzyra01:
Zyra01 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014
I have to say roses look good on you Splendy :3 and on his hat too! Gives it a mad hatter feeling X3
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:iconlonelynightrain:
lonelynightrain Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh no.
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:iconlonewolfewolf:
LoneWolfeWolf Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Student General Artist
Wow, this pic really has some great meaning behind it. Splendy really is quite the gentleman, he just shows it in diffrent ways. :)
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:icondeliuxas47:
deliuxas47 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
Splendy... Run... Fast...
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:iconanerolsevla:
anerolsevla Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL, splendy, you're sooooo fucked....
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:iconhope-candy:
Hope-Candy Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014
Crap.... RUNNNNNN!!!!!
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:iconsailorpokeyuna:
SailorPokeYuna Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh....poor Splendorman!
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:iconluner-robotnick95:
Luner-Robotnick95 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Student Digital Artist
uh oh O-O
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:iconakemikai:
AkemiKai Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oooo *grabs popcorn* Smexy's mad. O.o I'm a girl *holds sai close* Okay now it's safe to watch.
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:iconeeveefennekinfan:
EeveeFennekinFan Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
NOOOOO NOT THE ROSES!!!
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:iconnorigmai1:
norigmai1 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Student Artist
Splendor man ...... never expect him to be a gentlemenŮ
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